The High-Schooler's Guide to College Parties centers on a high-school senior named Shaquille (a name for which he can thank his overly politically correct parents).Shaq has grown up below the radar| raised in a lower-middle-class family by an ultra-laid-back (currently unemployed) father who marches to the beat of his owndrummer. Shaq is desperately trying to move up social class. He is tired of being average and a "loser"-tired of being lumped into the category of the geeks|misfits| outcasts| rebels| etc that was his high school existence. That life has lost its romance. Reality has set in. He's ready to join "the system|" but is thesystem ready for him? It's time to make a change| and he thinks that getting into the right college with the right people is the answer. Money and connections haveescaped him his whole life. His dad is a working class liberal-minded under-achiever. Shaq is terrified of ending up like him. Since Shaq has no funds and weakgrades| his college choices ...